Lyrics

[Verse]
Took a walk down to the farm, where the cattle love to play,
Got a little too close to the bull, and he had something to say.
With a bellow and a charge, he honed in on it all,
Next thing I knew, I hit the ground, shouting, "Ouch, my balls!"

[Verse 2]
At the county fair, tryin' to show my daredevil skills,
Rode that old mechanical bull, thought I had the strength and will.
But one wild twist sent me flying, over the hay-filled stalls,
Landed hard on the ground, whispering, "Ouch, my balls!"

[Chorus]
Ouch, my balls, ain't no shame to show,
Farm life's full of surprises, sometimes it lays you low.
But I'll stand tall and laugh it off, they can hear my calls,
Every time I fall, and shout out, "Ouch, my balls!"

[Verse 3]
Out fishing on the riverbank, casting out my trusty line,
Caught a big ol' catfish, thought everything was fine.
But that slippery devil flapped around, put me in a sprawl,
Tangled up in my fishing gear, yelling, "Ouch, my balls!"

[Bridge]
Life ain't always picture perfect, sometimes it makes you weep,
But those funny little moments, are the memories we keep.
So when life kicks you low, and you're feeling small,
Just laugh it off and holler out, "Ouch, my balls!"

[Chorus]
Ouch, my balls, ain't no shame to show,
Farm life's full of surprises, sometimes it lays you low.
But I'll stand tall and laugh it off, they can hear my calls,
Every time I fall, and shout out, "Ouch, my balls!"