Lyrics

*(Verse 1)*
Now Trump came to town, talkin’ wild and loud,
Said we eat dogs and cats, made us all so proud (not!).
Here in Springfield, we gave him a grin,
“Buddy, that’s the craziest thing we’ve ever been in!"

*(Chorus)*
We don’t eat dogs, we don’t eat cats,
Just fried chicken and BBQ, how 'bout that?
He’s outta his mind, that’s plain to see,
But our choices for president ain’t much better, gee!
Between the nut case and the one with no clue,
We’re all stuck wonderin' what to do!

*(Verse 2)*
Now, the woman ain’t better, bless her confused heart,
Talks in circles, can't tell sense from art.
She’s got ideas, but they don’t seem right,
We’re stuck with these two in one heck of a fight!

*(Chorus)*
We don’t eat dogs, we don’t eat cats,
We love ‘em like family, now how 'bout that?
One says this, the other says that,
Neither one’s got their facts on track!
So here we are with no good picks,
But we sure ain’t eatin' Fido or Mitts!

*(Bridge)*
It’s a circus, a real big show,
Leaders so lost, they don’t even know.
But in Springfield, we’ll be just fine,
We’ll stick to our pets, and our bacon rind!

*(Chorus)*
We don’t eat dogs, we don’t eat cats,
Our presidents? Well, they're out of whack.
But we’ll keep on livin’ just the same,
While they keep playin’ that crazy game.
So grab a chair, pop a cold one too,
'Cause there ain’t much else we can do!

*(Outro)*
So here’s to Springfield, we’ll stay on track,
While they talk nonsense, we won’t look back.
No dogs, no cats on our dinner plate,
And no good choices in this political state!