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*Verse 1:*
Well, I was sittin' on my porch with a cold sweet tea,
Watchin' the news, thinkin' "Lord, it ain't just me."
The Democrats and Republicans, they're fightin' every day,
But nothin' ever changes, they're just wastin' time away.

So I thought back to a time when folks wore funny wigs,
And I said to my dog, "Man, we need the Whigs!"
'Cause these folks in Congress, they ain’t got a clue,
They're sittin' on their butts like a bunch of old shoes.

*Chorus:*
Let's bring back the Whig Party, it's what we gotta do,
The Democrats and Republicans have gone and blew the fuse!
They've wrecked this country, left it in the ditch,
So let's get the Whigs and give 'em all the switch!
Replace Congress too, they're lazy as can be,
It's time for some change, let’s set the people free!

*Verse 2:*
Now I ain't sayin' the Whigs were perfect, oh no,
But at least they didn’t spend all day on Twitter for show.
They didn’t shut down the government, forget to pay the rent,
Or waste my hard-earned tax dollars on where it all went!

Old Zach Taylor’s rollin' in his grave,
He’d laugh at these clowns we send up every day.
We need some folks who know how to get things done,
Not just sittin' there, waitin' for the next rerun.

*Chorus:*
Let’s bring back the Whig Party, throw out the trash,
These two old parties, they're runnin' outta gas!
They've wrecked the country, made a mess of it too,
So let's get some Whigs, and show ‘em what to do.
Replace Congress too, they’re lazy as a dog,
It’s time to clean house, and cut through all the fog!

*Bridge:*
Well, I don't need no donkeys, I don't need no elephants,
I need some people who’ll actually represent.
It’s time for somethin’ new, well, somethin' kinda old,
Let’s bring back the Whigs with their wigs made of gold!

*Final Chorus:*
Let’s bring back the Whig Party, it's what we gotta do,
The Democrats and Republicans are both confused!
They’ve wrecked this country, drove it to the brink,
So let's get the Whigs, before we all sink.
Replace Congress too, they're lazy as can be,
It’s time to stand up for democracy!

*Outro:*
Yeah, bring back the Whigs, baby,
Bring back those Whigs… for me!